NOTE: It occurred to me that this post makes more sense...if it makes ANY sense...if you scroll down and read the one before it "Saturday Night" - FIRST.
Sybil is ranting!!!
mi....mi.....you mean to tell me that you stand in front of a room full of STRANGERS and pour out your ALL YOUR LOVE and this billy dee wanna be a$$ negro comes all up in yo 15 minutes of fame...not offering you a real future...but some lame a$$ movie moment??!?!?!!?
GTFOH!!!!
for real...
you have poured every ounce of your being into letting the world...or at least the 165 people at 255 Courtland know that you love this man...and the best he can come up with is..."I can't make you no promises."
see...that's what's wrong with females today...they get all caught up in the 'romance' and forget to look at the details.
mimi...that dude didn't even tell you that he LOVES you too...his ass just wants to walk off into the sunset...hell...ain't he got a car?!?!?!?!
and look at what happens...the women in the room are feeling all loving and $h!t...eyeing the male species in the room trying to figure out which one they can get their love jones on with and the men in the room...they a$$es is left lusting some other man's woman...
sJea comes up from behind...trying to surprise Sybil and pull her away from the mike...
naw...sJea leave me alone...i got some $h!t to say...
ladies...there ain't nothing wrong with romance...hell...i love some romance my damn self...but for real ladies...you gotta love yourself more than you love romance and more than you love the individual that you are trying to make be the man in your life...
take some time and step back and look at the relationship that you are in...are you getting a fair return on your investment? or...are you being shortchanged? is this a relationship that you made a decision that you wanted to be in? or was this just the next knucklehead that came around the corner and out of desperation you began to call the bull$h!t that you go through a relationship because you decided that a piece of a man is better than no man at all?
now...i'm not hating on the fellas...i'm just saying...
all this romanticalness is all cute and $h!t...but let's be real...make sure you're looking out for your needs in your relationship...that you are pulling the rose colored glasses off...looking at a situation for what it is and not projecting a long term relationship onto what is a short term acquaintance at best...
learn not to fall in love with a man just cause he slinging a strong johnson and he can make your clit sing...learn to balance that $h!t out with getting to know a negro...meet some of his friends...meet his family...meet his co-workers...meet his dog...hell...meet some f*cking body before you start writing his LAST name behind YOUR first name...looking for bridesmaid's dresses and naming y'all's future kids...
finally, with the help of security, sJea succeeds in yanking Sybil's a$$ offstage...she stands in front of the crowd, straightening her wig, pulling down her dress and facing the stares of the open mouthed partygoers...
"ahem...excuse me...i have to apologize for that...sometimes...she just jumps out from nowhere...and i don't even see her coming...
was she with someone in a fur coat?...oh never mind...
tell you what...next round of drinks on the house...
oh...and let us return to our scheduled entertainment..."
2 comments:
That line "I can't make you no promises," although it seems a bit harsh, it was once used on me by a man I'd been with on and off for 5 years. Except he told me flat out that he didn't make me no promises. And I'd been trying for years to completely leave him, but when he said those words, it was like something snapped inside of me. I haven't talked to his ass since. Cruelty can be our friend sometimes.
Funny but True True!
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