moving on up to the good times...

i've got too much time on my hands...obviously...

isabel sanford...mrs. jefferson...louise...weezy...did her ass have a job?...and what about helen thomas?...did she work either?...how many cleaners did george own?...HAD to have been more than one...didn't you think lionel was spoiled?...and what about ALL black jenny?...did anybody besides george ever leave the apartment?...am i the only person that thought george's momma was ugly?...i mean...i know she was old...but she was old and Fugly...translation - fucking ugly...

by contrast...you know that broke ass evans family HAD to have jobs...shit...they should have even put michael's bitxh ass on the street and let him bring in some dough...something...their asses were ALWAYS struggling...now that was real life television...not like today...do we even have any broke ass black families on television today?...i can't think of any...

and we should have at least one...at least one black family that defines the struggle...what it's like when the lights are about to get cut off....your phone gets cut off and you're happy cause that means the bill collectors can't call your ass no mo'...and you're hiding your high interest expedition from the hook man by parking it at the apartments two blocks down...and offer us some creative problem solving tips....you know...

cash all your checks at the check cashing place...it's in the neighborhood so it saves you on gas for a trip to the bank...never mind that they gon' take half ya' damn check....write a check at the payday loan office so that you can spend the next six years trying to pay back $350....get your lights turned on in your MOMMANAME....cut up sausages in ramen noodles, serve it with some red kool aid and call it a balanced meal....never get to work on time and call out sick at least three times a month....just cause your black ass ain't felt like going that day...get your money by claiming you hurt your back and get declared totally disabled indefinitely by some unscrupulous ass doctor who is working in conjunction with that shiesty ass lawyer you've got handling your bullsh it case...

we can call the show....THE NEW PLANTATION

subtitled....HOW TO KEEP YOUR BLACK ASS OPPRESSED AND IN POVERTY IN THE NEW MILLENIUM