Yep. Those Weight Watchers snack cakes have crack in 'em.
So do Krispy Kreme Donuts.
They've got to.
It's the only explanation that I can come up for the fact that I'm jonesin' for 'em.
As it stands, I'm going to have to sue Weight Watchers and Dunkin' Donuts so that I can pay for the rehab that I am inevitably going to need because of their company policy of including highly addictive ingredients in their product.
How much in punitive damages do you think I could be awarded?
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