34.5

you know...there's just something about reaching a point in your life where you learn a lot of things about yourself...you learn what does and doesn't work for you..and as long as you don't allow yourself to fall into a rut...that's a pretty cool thing...

recently...i learned something about myself...it is something that used to give me pause...made me question things about my sexual openness or lack thereof...

what is this thing?...the 69 position...i don't like it...it doesn't do it for me...like 7up...never had it...never will...

the logic that i used to use was that i couldn't concentrate...that there was too much going on...i couldn't properly enjoy what was going on for me because of what i needed to be doing...and i couldn't perform my assigned task to the best of my ability because i was being distracted by the pleasure originating in my nether regions...

and for the most part...that is quite a true statment...

but i have since reached the total conclusion on why i don't do 69...

i'm too doggone tall...

my 5'10" frame...when turned upside down...puts me at least 3 inches past where i need to be...it takes far too much contortionism to get a good angle on the dizzle...and THAT is the root of my frustration when it comes to the 69...

when the dizzle ends up somewhere near the middle of my chest...it is physically impossible to get a good bobblehead rhythm going when you're trying to put your chin down between your d cups...

so...it's official...going forward...i will be participating in no form of sexual activity that even remotely resembles a 69 position...

now...34.5...THAT's a different story altogether...